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The Vortex Rug

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We reckon this’d be funnier than Annastacia Palaszczuk with a dry cough after the 2020 AFL final!

Imagine chucking this eye-wobbling rug down outside the crapper door, then inviting the mates over for a barbie and a few Bundy’n’Bundies. They’d go staggering in to make the bladder gladder, only to be confronted with what looked like a death vortex waiting to suck them down to the darkest circles of Hell…or possibly Melbourne.

Ha! How fricken hilarious would it be!

Even sober it made our tummies squirm.

Get one from the www.vortexrug.com for about $70.00, and don’t blame us if everyone decides to pee behind your shed.

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