Gucci Cruise 2019 Sandals

Updated: June 20, 2019

We couldn’t resist showing you what high fashion is all about.

Italian brand Gucci has high fashion coming out its Italian clacker, as these men’s – yes, men’s – sandals show.

We’re not even going to try and describe this product. We’ll pass on what Gucci has to say:

‘Staged in Alyscamps in the city of Arles—an ancient Roman necropolis that also serves as a promenade—the Cruise 2019 explores the idea of hybridization. A dual mix in which things aren’t what they seem and unrelated worlds collide in an unexpected way. The sneaker-sandal hybrid is inspired by the hiking world. A dynamic mix of leather and mesh is set on a chunky sole.’

Things definitely aren’t what they seem! To us it seemed they were a pair of sandals – a bit ‘flamboyant’ perhaps, if you know what we mean, but sandals. Then we saw they’re priced at $1425 a pair.

Mamma mia! Our common-sense world collided with our frigging wallet-world in a big way.

Get a pair at David Jones or any Gucci store. Better wipe your boots on the mat before you go in.